“…one day while working as a store manager in Oslo, he overheard on the bus in 2003 that he was followed by the “mafian”. This led him to flee the city, and eventually the country, and take up residence in Liverpool after surviving a murder attempt at his uncle’s farm in 2005. He now suspects most of his family and friends of being members of the Illuminati involved in a war against fair-haired people, and claims he was also used as a slave by a German company, Bertelsmann. He also claims the British police are threatening him with demasculation, since they called him “Miss Erik Ribsskog” in a letter.
His blog includes all sorts of fond childhood memories, like his sexual debut (described in great detail, his sex partner later committed suicide), recollections of his evil granny who murdered his school principal and plotted against him, and recollections of being used as a slave by his father. Any person he’s ever been in contact with is unwillingly blogged extensively about, and often accused of ties to the mafia/Illuminati.”